After leaving his last position as a Herpes Delivery man, following accusations that he’d been posting parcels through the wrong letterboxes, SomersetClive would like to congratulate Squire Teflon on his new job.
He has replaced Carl Christofferson (13) as the Head Delivery Boy at his close-friend Mistress Bones’ ‘Tat and Newspaper Emporium’. His new position comes with a company bicycle and sack, although the Squire will be expected to provide his own cycle clips.
When questioned as to why his new employment doesn’t appear on the Council’s list of interests the Squire replied “I’ll be honest – I forgot – but I’ve had a long-standing interest in Mistress Bones and didn’t realise I had to declare it.”