With the revamp and transformation work still ongoing at The Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party Ex-Teachers (and Others) and with a distinct lack of staff within, it has emerged this week that there is a Plenary Exiguity of News In Smalltown (PENIS).
The Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council website and social media accounts lie empty and abandoned somewhere in cyberspace, with no updates for weeks.
SomersetClive’s Editor, Clive Saint, said “I can’t believe you lot call yourselves reporters. Are you telling me that not one of you attended last night’s council meeting to report back on… Errm.. Does anyone know what they were going to be talking about? I can’t find an agenda. What was the meeting due to discuss? Was there even a meeting?
Get out there – ask questions. There must be something happening in Smalltown and Dullbridge apart from all this jubilee stuff. Where are the scoops?
We haven’t had a PENIS situation since the ‘Need to Know basis’ days of Former Mayor of Smalltown and Dullbridge, HRH Admiral Emperor Lord Nelson Jones, First Duke of Smalltown MBE, OBE and Knight of the Living Dead.
And get on to Mystic Mick – see if he has any insights about the Jubilee.”
If any of our readers went to the meeting last night (unlikely, we know) could they let us know what, if anything, happened.