Several regular readers have contacted SomersetClive to complain that their copies haven’t been delivered.
The copies of our esteemed publication, all ordered via Mistress Bones’ ‘Tat Emporium’, have been reported as missing.
Investigations into the problem have revealed that a vast number of copies have been found in a recycling box at the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Offices in Hayloft Road.
SomersetClive contact Mistress Bones for an explanation and she referred us to her Head Delivery Boy, Squire Teflon for comment.
Squire Teflon absolved himself from all blame, saying “I’m sorry, I don’t have an explanation. I can’t remember what happened.”