Taking a break from their interminable election campaign (Ed – don’t worry it all comes to an end next week) Squire Teflon and his close friend Mistress Bones have been spotted in Smalltown Posh househunting together.
That can be the only reason they were seen visiting multiple care homes in the area. As they must be planning for their retirement when the electors deliver their verdict next week.
As much as this take an events has a lot of merit it is more likely the double trouble were providing care in the community services. The postal vote deadline is near.