Questions have been raised regarding the attendance of BeFuddled Party Prospective Missing Person for the Smalltown and Dullbridge, Fridgpond Unitary Constituency (SaDFUC), Clara Scullery, at the Smalltown and Dullbridge Annual Towns Meeting.
Attendence at an Annual Town Meeting is limited to residents on the parish electoral roll and even councillors who serve on Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, but don’t live in the parish should not attend – which explains why Professional Councillor, Mark Facelift of Fridgpond was absent.
Moreover, only parish residents can speak at the meeting, which begs the question why did the Smalltown Administration Guru (SAG), Katie Global, allow Ms Scullery to address the meeting and why did Dictator Dullard invite her to answer questions?
Ms Scullery is a resident of Crosscome, near Craptown Pallet and, as only a candidate for election, is just a mere mortal. Whilst she may believe being a prospective candidate gives her elevated status in the community it doesn’t. Even our actual Missing Person, Tim Teepee, would not have been eligible to attend.
However, Ms Scullery’s attempt to pass herself off as someone very important backfired. Having arrived early she chose what she thought would be a prime seat. Deputy Dictator Cruella Sherry was seated on the far side of the room and, leaving a seat between them for Dictator Dullard, Ms Scullery parked her bottom next to Illiberal Al Incendiary, who was sat beside Squire Teflon.
Unfortunately, Dictator Dullard decided to sit on the opposite side of the room, leaving the seat next to Ms Scullery vacant and making her look like an invited guest at an Illiberal party.