Former-Councillor Fencesitter explains absence

Residents who attended the Smalltown and Dullbridge Annual Town Meeting were shocked to discover that BeFuddled Party apologist Former-Councillor Fencesitter missed the meeting.

Former-Councillor Fencesitter is known locally for spending the long empty hours between breakfast and dinner staunchly defending the local BeFuddled Party on social media, a never-ending job due to the incompetence of BeFuddled members of both Smalltown and Dullbridge Town and the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Councillors.

Former Councillor Fencesitter is likely to be upset at missing the meeting where his ‘Neighbourhood Flannel Wot I Wrote‘ was mentioning several times, including a glowing reference and complete volte-face from former Somerset Cuonty Councillor Janet NotBothered who previously fought against the implementation of the Flan.

SomersetClive contacted Former Councillor Fencesitter to ask why he missed the meeting and he said “Meeting? What meeting? I didn’t know there was a meeting? Was it advertised anywhere? I didn’t see anything.”

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