Same Old Smalltown (SOS), the group set up to find new ideas to attract residents and visitors to Smalltown town, has confirmed that two members have quit already.
Applications are now welcomed from friends of Squire Teflon and members of his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water’s Smalltown Shops (SS) group, who will be willing to oppose any ideas and schemes for change.
A spokesperson for SOS said “If you don’t want to see things like Intergalactic Food, Drink and Tat Marketfairs in Smalltown then we want to hear from you.”
SOS are hoping to hold an event in the near future, where residents can pop along to discuss the latest ideas to maintain the status quo in the town and, ideally, allow it to sink further into oblivion.