SomersetClive killed

Press Agencies around the world issued SomersetClive with a ‘Kill Notice’ last week after it emerged that there had been problems with several articles published under the name of contributor Art E. Fisher.

A joint statement issued by Assorted Press, Rooters and Jetty Images said “We became aware of concerns regarding recent articles in SomersetClive, centering on possible manipulation by an outside hand. We reached out to SomersetClive Editor, Mr Clive Saint, Sir, for clarification but none was forthcoming. Therefore we had no alternative but to kill the articles from our news services.

It should be noted that this kill notice did not affect content reused by the Clive Newsgroup, as they really don’t care what they publish, so these pieces are still available to view across the Clive network which includes BruminghamClive, ChesthairClive, GlascowClive, DormatClive and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochwillthiseferendd?Clive.

CornflakeClive and DeviousClive were unaffected as they only ever publish content based on the correct way to eat scones.

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