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SomersetClive has found itself in the news this week following a decision by journalists at the esteemed publication to take strike action.

Today marks the second day of the strike and SomersetClive Editor, Mr Clive Saint, Sir, says he has gone from ‘peeved to very cross indeed.

A makeshift picket line was set up outside the SomersetClive office yesterday afternoon, but had to be abandoned when the striking workers discovered that a picket fence is not suitable for delineating a strike boundary. Police had to be called after Former-Councillor Fencesitter and several other members of the BeFuddled Party took up residence on the fence and refused to move on.

The reason for the strike action is still unclear. This story will be updated as soon as a reporter crosses the picket line to explain why no one is crossing the picket line.

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