The first Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Full Council meeting of the year took place at the end of January and, as usual, Dictator Dullard delivered one of her longwinded reports to councillors and members of the public foolish enough to turn up, based on her most recent activities.
The report is available on the SaD Town Council website, but for those of you who can’t be bothered to read it (and quite frankly that means everyone) SomersetClive is here to help.
During December and January Dictator Dullard :-
- claimed the credit for organising a Carol service which was actually organised by the Bishop of Dullbridge, Singing Vicar Reverend Stuart Little.
- claimed the credit for work done by others for her Climate Rescue Action Plan (CRAP)
- was pleased 49 times and was especially pleased by the Town Shouter.
- thought “It was good” 94 times
- had 52 ‘wonderful evening’s.
- found 18 things’ interesting’.
Oh for the days of the previous SaD Mayor, Professional Councillor Mark Facelift, whose brief and succint reports rarely lasted more than 30 seconds and didn’t mention himself once. Mind you, he was in a rush to get the meetings over with quickly so he could get back to his Fridgpond home early.