Festive bombing in Dullbridge

Thousands of gloves popped up around Dullbridge over the weekend, as part of what is believed to be a festive protest bombing.

Over 940 lost gloves have been seen hanging from trees and gateposts and placed on walls and fences around the town by residents angry that their town has become lost in the minds of Councillors ar both Smalltown and Dullbridge Town and the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Scrooge Cuonty Council.

No one has yet come forward to claim responsibility for the bombing, but it is believed that members of the Dullbridge Liberation Front may be behind the action.

An anonymous spokesperson said “We hope to be able to reunite residents with their lost gloves as well as highlight the plight of Dullbridge, which seems to miss out time and time again on everything which doesn’t involve building more houses.”

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