Dictator Dullard has finally revealed the answer to the question which had been on the lips of every resident of Smalltown and Dullbridge residents for the last year – exactly what has the BeFuddled Party done for SaD residents since the BeFuddleds assumed control of SaD Town Council 18 months ago.
Addressing Councillors at last month’s Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Full Council meeting Dictator Dullard said “I know there have been mutterings about how we haven’t done anything in the 18 months since we’ve occupied the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party ex-Teachers (and Others), but this simply isn’t true.
Aside from spending all that lovely Council Tax on the White Elephant Enclosure, I have also had several parties for different events and also grabbed funding for my Climate Rescue Action Plan (CRAP) to hold my CRAP Festival.
During the CRAP Festival I oversaw the construction of a Bug Hotel in Pinnacle Park. It will serve as a home for all those nasty creepy-crawlies looking for a home over the winter months. Although I am not too sure how Squire Teflon and Councillor Jock ‘Balcony’ McCads will fit inside.
That problem aside, the Bug Hotel Hotel was a great success and is a legacy that has been left in Pinnacle Park and which will serve as a reminder to the generations to come of exactly what the BeFuddled Party did for Smalltown and Dullbridge.”
What an underwhelming achievement.