Smalltown Area Ship Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) are calling for residents to help out on Sunday.
A Spokeslifesavingring said “We are asking residents of Smalltown to come along on Sunday to give us a hand. Last week we rescued a boat load of little people from the mud in Smalltown. We brought them back to our HQ, but while our backs were turned as we were busy hosing down our equipment they escaped and we haven’t been able to find them.
We need to round them up as quickly as possible and hand them over to the authorities before we get into trouble for importing Little People without paying Customs Duty, so we are now appealing to local people to come along and help us in our search.”hem.
Anyone able to help is asked to assemble outside the SMASHH headquarters on Smalltown Sea Front from 11am on Sunday and to ignore any goings-on at the Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) who will undoubtedly be trying to hold a distraction in the form of wheeling out their boat for a good hosing.