In an attempt to establish his local credentials as the Illiberal Party’s Prospective Missing Person for the new constituency of Smalltown, Dullbridge and Fridgpond Unitary Constituency (SaDFUC) Lord Rashley Pox attended his first Carnivoo on Saturday night.
Lord Pox said “I love Carnivoo. It’s a wonderful tradition which started in Fridgpond and has now spread all over the World.
I’m absolutely over the moon to be here tonight and I’m looking forward to seeing all the lovely dancers and the umm <insults notes> local people coming together to enjoy the event.
This will be a first for me, as I’ve only ever stepped foot in Fridgpond once before and that was only two weeks ago.
However, as the Illiberal Party prospect for the upcoming general election I would just like to add that my family lived somewhere in Somerset, so I have very strong ties to the area, unlike the opposition candidates who haven’t yet been named.
I’m sure one of my long-lost Somerset relatives has visited a Carnivoo. Yes. A vote for me is a vote for Somerset.”
Lord Rashley Pox hasn’t been seen since a group of Carnivooites dragged him off to participate in the traditional squibbing event, which sees giant fireworks, strong enough to bear the weight of a man, let off in Fridgpond Main Street.
this article is NOT about me actually so get your facts right you pathetic childish bullying muppets. I am NOT Lord Pox
If I was Lord Pox then Somerset Clive wants to be careful because they can GET SUED for using someone’s name without Permission or Consent so and I haven’t given ANYONE permission to call me Lord Pox.
So will people STOP calling me Lord Pox before I start taking them to court
You forgot to say “please”….
Damn, I think I posted my ANGRY response on the wrong article.
I’m going to SUE myself for this, and that’s a FACT. FACT.