Dullbridge Community Group, Our Dullbridge, who regularly put on events in the town organised by residents for residents, are hosting a Halloween event today.
Our Dullbridge spokesperson, Rach Cool said “We’ve got a great day planned for all the family, which we’ve organised without any help or support from Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council – as usual.
We have a craft market and lots of fun activities which will be held in the Dullbridge Community Hall in Merchant Street from 2pm to 5pm.
In the evening we will be having a Zombie Walk and are asking people to assemble outside the Community Hall at 6pm. Put on your best zombie attire, paint your face and prepare to walk like a zombie!
Contrary to local rumours the Zombie Walk will not include any SaD Councillors, mainly because none of them have yet worked out where Dullbridge Community is located.
We did extend an invitation to Dictator Dullard, Deputy Dictator Sherry and Councillor Knickers. Luckily we were told that this is a very busy time of year for them and they wouldn’t be able to attend as Dictator Dullard’s broom needs a new MoT certificate and Deputy Dictator Sherry is still speaking to some Top Secret Consultants to see if they can source some Toad Eyes before Monday.”
The ‘Dullbridge Isn’t Dead’ event will also include a Fancy Dress Competition, with prizes for the scariest outfit, however it is believed that Squire Teflon and his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones have been disqualified from entering, following the ruckus which occurred at a Halloween event last year.