Fridgpond & Smalltown Illiberal Association has announced that Squire Teflon and his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones will be sharing a chair.
Fridgpond Town Councillor Illiberal Doggo ‘Turncoat’ Rodericks, successfully saw off a challenge by Mistress Bones for the top seat and has managed to secure the position of Chair by claiming that he’s slightly more important than any one in Smalltown because he’s a Fridgpond Councillor.
Mistress Bones and Squire Teflon had been hoping to secure the Chair and Deputy Chair roles for themselves and were upset to discover that they weren’t as popular amongst local Illiberals as they thought they were. This left them with only one option – they would need to share a chair.
With immediate effect Squire Teflon was given the role of Deputy Chair – Member Alienation & Fundlosing and Mistress Bones was appointed Deputy Chair – Hand-to-Hand Combat & Political Shenanigans.
The Fridgpond Illiberal Fridgpond & Smalltown Illiberal Association are yet to confirm who will be sitting on top of whose lap during meetings, but it is expected that the position will be interchangeable, depending on the tightness of Squire Teflon’s underpants.