Lady Penelope Brassy of Easton-under-Water, founder and very, very, very important person at the Smalltown Shops (SS) group, together with Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones, has finally found something she is good at.
Speaking to SomersetClive Lady Brassy said “I’ve been floundering around for some time, trying to find a great, great, great niche for my undoubtedly amazing, amazing, amazing skills.
As well as organising super, super, super events which close Smalltown Main Street to shoppers and are much bigger and better events that anyone else has ever, ever, ever organised in Smalltown, I am also simply brilliant at compiling lists.
Who can forget my incredible, incredible, incredible list of all the shops in Smalltown? Although I did forget to include Mistress Bones’ Newspaper and Tat Emporium in the first draft, but managed to add her in on my second attempt.
Anywho… This weekend found myself wondering just how many quality high end high street and designer brands we’ve collected to sell in my Clothes From My Wardrobe and Charity Shop Find Couture shop and over the last few weeks …
Turns out … uhhhhh … upwards of One hundred & TEN
Where else such a diverse collection of brands??!
It’s a very long list but well worth trawling through ..
Trust Me , As utterly Amazing To You this list will read It’ll be nowhere near as amazing as it was for me to realise
⭐️Primarni
⭐️ C&ABC
⭐️Shoesavers
⭐️Easton-under-Water Animal Rescue
⭐️S&M
⭐️Pennystretcher
⭐️Treeman,Tardy and Millis
⭐️Patalamb
⭐️Littlehoods
⭐️Asdals
⭐️Peecocks
⭐️Channel
⭐️Tescoes
⭐️ oBay
⭐️ Boredom
⭐️Cheap Chinese
⭐️Jane Poorman
⭐️Sparehouse
⭐️Morissons
⭐️Pacha
⭐️Coach
⭐️Roobee Toosday
⭐️Regular choice
⭐️ Middle Row of LIDALLS
⭐️Oh
⭐️My
⭐️God
⭐️This
⭐️Is
⭐️F*Cking
⭐️Harder
⭐️Than
⭐️I Thought
⭐️It
⭐️Would
⭐️Be
⭐️And
⭐️It’s
⭐️Taking
⭐️Me Much
⭐Longer
⭐️Than I
⭐️Thought
⭐️It
⭐️Would
⭐️Miss Fridge
⭐️Middle Row at ALLDIES
⭐️British Fart Houndation
⭐️TK Mixx
⭐️Nest
⭐️SOS
⭐️Dorothy Jerkins
⭐️Stemu
⭐️Bristles
⭐️Optimus Prime Day
⭐️Do U
⭐️THINK
⭐️Any 1
⭐️Will
⭐️Notice
⭐️If I
⭐️Start!
⭐️Repeating
⭐️Some Of The
⭐️Brands
⭐️I’ve Already
⭐️Mentioned?
⭐️Because
⭐️I Don’t
⭐️Think
⭐️I’m Even
⭐️Halfway
⭐️2 MY
⭐️110 Brands
⭐️Harbour
⭐️Superwet
⭐️Heinous
⭐️Bior
⭐️Ralf Lauren
⭐️Bilko
⭐️ Prune
⭐️Oddidos
⭐️Superwet
⭐️MooWoo
⭐️EverythingAPound
⭐️Sue Pryder
⭐️New Cook
⭐️ No, Seriously
⭐️How Many
⭐️More Do I
⭐️Need 2
⭐️List?
⭐️This
⭐️WasA
⭐️Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
⭐️Idea WenI
⭐️First
⭐️Thought
⭐️Of It
⭐️But I’m
⭐️Getting
⭐️Really
⭐️Bored
⭐️Of It
⭐️Now!
⭐️Where’s
⭐️My
⭐️Wine?
I’ll get round to adding even more words to this super, super, super list sometime.
We are sure that SomersetClive readers will be awaiting the updated list with fevered anticipation.