Lady Penelope of Easton-under-Water and founding member, together with Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group has announced her plan to reveal Smalltown’s Worst Kept Secret.
Speaking to SomersetClive in the third person Lady Brassy said “We’re not usually the kind of personality that keeps BIG BIG BIG NEWS to themselves whilst presenting such a ‘tease’ but even though WE DON’T WANT TO JINX IT we can’t keep our big mouth shut.
Those of you that know us will make very well informed guess as to what’s actually happening around us right now ..
When we say: ‘We’re Sooo Much Closer to Well On Our Way’ to what we’ve been chatting about for so many weeks’!!
And we couldn’t be more excited!!!!
We’re now within a hairs breadth of being able to Tell You All the secret, Secret, SECRET we’ve been trying to keep secret. No. It’s no good, we can’t do it. We are going to have to tell you what we’ve been promising not to tell you for the last few months. Yes, that’s right we are about to totally, totally, totally split ourselves in two and open ANOTHER shop in Smalltown.
Keep your eyes peeled when you are out and about on Smalltown Main Street, because our new shop ‘Brassy’s Bijou Boutique for Cast-Off Clothing’ will be coming to a main street near you very, very, very soon.
And this is just the start. We are not going to stop until we’ve taken over every shop in Smalltown. We plan to open lots and lots of lovely lovely lovely shops. Brassy’s Bra Shop, Brassy’s Brass Shop, Brassy’s Brass Band Shop. The list is endless and if you come back tomorrow we will give you the full list.
We can’t wait to welcome you in through the doors, which we are having widened to ensure we can get our big, big, big head through them. Now promise you won’t tell a soul about this, because it’s top, top, TOP SECRET.”
SomersetClive is delighted to be able to keep the secret.