SomersetClive is delighted to announce that former Prime Minister, Horace Monsoon, has joined us as our new Agony Aunt.
The news follows several hours of negotiation before Mr Monsoon agreed to sign a SomersetClive record-breaking contract of £9.40 and 365 vouchers for an All You Can Eat Buffet, redeemable at all 94 cafes, pizza parlours and takeaways in Smalltown.
Mr Monsoon said “I’m absolutely delighted to be SomersetClive’s new Agony Aunt, it’s a spiffing role and one I’m greatly looking forward to getting my teeth into.
I’m especially looking forward to the Annual Staff Christmas Party as I understand things can get a bit raucous and I’m always up for a spot of rauc.”
Horace will be giving advice on any problems or conundrums residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge need help with. Join us tomorrow for the first of Horace’s columns as he offers sage advice to one of our readers.