Smalltown’s only omnipresent psychic takes another look at his past predictions for 2023.
March
Town Mayor and Headmistress Kelsey Dullard will consume her 94,000th cup of tea.
Spot on again with this one. Need I say more? Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Cllr Dullard certainly would. She never stops talking does she?
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council’s White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Committee confirm that they have absolutely no idea what they are doing and agree to hand the WEE over to Dullbridge resident Mr Bert Tickle, 76.
Former children’s entertainer at Hellhole Holiday Park, Mr Tickle immediately contacts everyone who “owes him a favour” and work begins to turn the venue into a first class entertainment venue
Sadly, although Mr Bert Tickle did put in a bid to run the White Elephant Enclosure on behalf of Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, WEE Committee Chair, Deputy Dictator Cllr Eugenie Sherry, felt that she hadn’t had enough time or opportunity to make the WEE even more of a failure than it already is.
Instead of discussing the contents of Mr Tickle’s letter with either the WEE Mismanagement Committee, the full Council or the wider public, Cllr Sherry asked the Smalltown Administration Guru, Katie Global, to file it with all the other lost paperwork, including the correspondence regarding the arch. Thus the offer from Mr Tickle is never to be mentioned again.