The Smalltown and Dullbridge BeFuddled Party has decided to take the ‘Carnivoo Route’ in regard to the ‘Cllr McCads Problem’.
A BeFuddled Party member told us “We closely followed the furore which surrounded the decision taken by the Carnivoo Committee after they banned the entry from the Northern Somerset LGBTQWERTY ‘What a Gay Day’ entry and were accused of homophobia. We noted the way the Committee Chairman, Bill Old, dealt with the matter.
We have decided that Mr Old’s approach will work well for us, as we try to find a way out of our current situation with Cllr MCads and the guilty verdict which followed the charges of sexual harassment levelled at him.
We have already ordered 94 tonnes of sand from a local builders merchant, and many of us have already stuck our heads in it. This way we won’t have to comment on matters and can hope that if we maintain our silence for long enough the problem will go away all on its own.
However, just in case people feel we should still do something, we are currently using the services of FindMyFamilydotcom to try to find out if Cllr McCads has a sister. With any luck we will track a sister down and she can then take Cllr McCads place on all his committees.
Obviously, Cllr McCads will still be in control and will tell her what to do, say and think, but we feel this approach will appease those who believe Cllr McCads should resign. It worked really well for Carnivoo, so we don’t see any reason why it shouldn’t work for us.“
So far, the Carnivoo Route seems to be working well for the BeFuddled Party as barely any one has mentioned Cllr McCads for over a week. It remains to be seen if this will continue once any BeFuddled Party Councillor takes their head out of the sand.