Squire Teflon is appealing for a tech-savvy local resident to help him out.
The Squire said “Now that I’ve received my last paycheck from Sadgebore District Council, I’ve seen a fifty percent decrease in my income, as I now only have my All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset County Council salary to rely on.
I recently took a look at the government’s Universal Credit website, as I believe I am now entitled to sign on for Jobseekers Allowance. However I’m finding the website a nightmare to navigate, so I’m looking for some help.
I’m particularly struggling with the section which asks if I have a job, because I’m uncertain if my job delivering newspapers for my close-friend and employer Mistress Bones Newspaper and Tat Emporium counts as a job. I haven’t declared it on my ‘Register of Interests’ for Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council or the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council, so I’m wondering if I can get away with pretending the same to His Majesty’s Revenue and Customs.
If anyone can help, please let me know, because I could really do with the extra money so that I can afford to get an MoT certificate for my car.”
Anyine who thinks they can help is asked to contact Squire Teflon, c/o Mistress Bones Newspaper and Tat Emporium.