Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors will be holding yet another poorly-attended Drop Out session this morning, with residents invited to attend to discuss their views on the Agenda items for the next SaD Full Town Council meeting, which will be held at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party ex-Teachers (and Others) on Monday 6th March.
Today’s meeting will be held between 10am and noon at the Porland Community Hub in Dullbridge. However, the invitation is extended only to residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge who boast psychic skills, as the Agenda is yet to be published, so currently no one knows what can be discussed unless they possess the skills of being able to see into the future.
SomersetClive readers may remember that, when the BeFuddled Party Councillors first mooted the idea of Drop Out sessions to allow residents to express their opinions on matters due to be discussed by the full Town Council, Squire Teflon advised them that this had been tried before, but had failed because the Agenda was never available until the last minute.
For once it looks as if the Squire was right.
We iunderstand that the Smalltown New Administration Guru (SNAG), Katie Global, will be asked to write ‘I must improve my time keeping, because I’m making SaD Town Councillors look stupid” one hundred times. Although to be fair the Councillors are more than capable of doing that on their own without the assistance of the SNAG.