Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person Tim Teepee has admitted that dealing with politicians is like “pulling teeth“.
In his New Year statement released to the media, Mr Teepee requested that people call off the search for him, as he is alive and well but refused to reveal his whereabouts other than to say “Ministers return to Westminster on Monday.” it is not known which Monday nor if Mr Teepee will be amongst them.
“I have been very busy working behind the scenes and I know some people have been trying to contact me but haven’t had a reply. Please don’t hold your breath.” Mr Teepee said “One topic which is on everyone’s lips is the lack of dentists, with people complaining that they are as rare as hens teeth, and it’s an issue which has been causing people a lot of discomfort and anxiety.
I plan to meet with ministers to establish a clear plan, although I have no idea what that plan will be, nor whether there will there be a time scale and polish to deal with the problem.
Quite frankly, trying to work with Ministers and Departments is like pulling teeth – a long drawn out, tedious process, with no guarantee that you’ll get to the root of the problem – but I’m going to stick to my gums and will fill everyone in when I can.”