Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones has been described as ‘useless‘ by leading members of the Smells Area Illiberal Party Constituency Association.
The criticism comes after it emerged that her ‘Fight a BeFuddled‘ event, scheduled to take place at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home on 3rd December, was cancelled at the last minute after it was brought to the attention of Rabid Swine, chair of the Smells Illiberal Party Association who said “I don’t know who thought that it was a good idea to hold a public meeting to incite violence against the BeFuddleds, but it really isn’t. Fighting BeFuddleds needs to take place behind closed doors.”
When SomersetClive told him that the idea originated from Mistress Bones Mr Swine said” She’s completely useless, isn’t she? She couldn’t even run a successful campaign to get herself elected let alone anyone else.”
It would appear that Mistress Bones now ranks highly on the list of Most Hated People in Smalltown, with a high percentage of people wishing she could be forced to parade naked through the streets of Smalltown so they could throw rotten tomatoes at her.