Mystery surrounds the last minute cancellation of Squire Teflon’s very close-friend Mistress Bones’ ‘Fight a BeFuddled’ event.
Mistress Bones, on behalf of the local Illiberal Party, had hoped to find some experienced fighters prepared to battle a BeFuddled and had organised a meeting at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party ex-Teachers (and Others).
Speaking at the time Mistress Bones said “We will be hosting an event to discuss ways to beat the BeFuddled Party to a pulp.
I’m sure you’re aware that the BeFuddled Party has been campaigning relentlessly over the last few years to take control of the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council. We must not let this happen.
Come along and find out how to trap a BeFuddled Councillor in a dark alley and give them a thorough going over or share your own tips for the best way to invite a BeFuddled member out for a walk and push them off a cliff.”
However, a few days before the event was due to take place an email from on high was circulated to Illiberal Party members announcing the cancellation of the meeting.
Rabid Swine, Chairperson of the Smells Illiberal Party said “Due to unforeseen circumstances we have had to postpone this event until further notice. As soon as we are able to reorganise this event we will let you know. But don’t hold your breath.”
SomersetClive asked Smalltown’s favourite psychic Mystic Mick if he could shed any light on the ‘unforeseen circumstances’ and he told us “I’ve consulted my tarot cards, my crystal ball, my tea leaves, my palm and even my runes and the answer is ‘No’.”