Squire Teflon and his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones were accused of ‘cheatiing’ yesterday during a Halloween Event in Smalltown.
The George Hotel hosted a Fancy Dress Competition, which saw local residents dress up in their best scary outfits and compete to win prizes including a bottle of Albanian Whiskey and a 994kg box of chocolates.
However, the event descended into chaos after Squire Teflon won the ‘Most Horrific Outfit’ prize and Mistress Bones scooped the ‘Most Terrifying Make Up’ award.
Resident Grimly Fiendish said “The skirmish kicked off after a disgruntled loser pointed out that neither Squire Teflon or Mistress Bones had entered into the spirit of the competition as Squire Teflon was wearing his normal daily attire and Mistress Bones wasn’t actually wearing a mask as everyone had thought.”
Squire Teflon is alleged to have shrugged off the accusations saying “That’s the way it goes sometimes. Get used to it, losers.”
The pair are understood to have been banned from all future Halloween events.