With all the recent extensive televised coverage of impressive entrances are you thinking that your own gates are looking a bit lacklustre and in need of replacement?
Is your wooden five-bar garden gate rotting at the bottom? Perhaps the sea air in Smalltown has turned your previously sparkly wrought iron gate rusty?
Fear not! The Smalltown and Dullbridge Gate and Fencing Factory (SaDGAFF) can help!
We have an assortment of bespoke gates available for purchase. From the bottom of the range Edward style (plain and unnoticeable), through to our unique Andrew gate which automatically locks after entry and has a key which throws itself away.
The stable-door style Anne range is available in a variety of sizes and colours and if you’re looking for a more homely gate don’t miss our Wills and Kate Gate, which guarantees a warm welcome to guests.
If you don’t like visitors then the incredible Meghan and Harry range could be for you. This range will leave your visitors confused – it looks like a gate, acts like a gate but it’s all a lie and this gate is actually an impenetrable fence. However, thanks to our patented design if you want to gain entry all you have to do is whisper either of the magic words (‘AbetFlix’ or ‘Wottalie’) and the fence will automatically open to allow access.
Meanwhile, our top of the range gate, the Charles, is a bespoke design, with finials, scrolls, your family coat of arms and initials, plus bells, whistles and unicorns. However, due to the work involved in creating this style we must warn you that there is a 73 year wait from order to delivery.
Contact SaDGAFF now and one of our representatives will be delighted to help give your entry way more kerb appeal.
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