The recent Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Planning and Scheming committee meeting descended into chaos as councillors attempted to discuss their response to the Hellhole Holiday Park planning application.
With BeFuddled Party Councillors having demonstrated during Monday’s Grant Application meeting that they are unaware of the existence of the ‘speaker’s table’ – where members of the public can be invited to make use of a microphone if they are registered to speak – shouting at councillors from the back of the room has become de rigueur, so it was understandable that members of the public are also uncertain about meeting procedure.
This led to chaotic scenes during Wednesday night’s meeting when a member of the public felt it necessary to harangue councillors as they tried to speak. Things got so heated that the Smalltown Temporary Executive Administration Manager (STEAM), Con Slurs, had to intervene to advise the resident that if his behaviour carried on he would either be ejected from Hayloft Road or the meeting would be adjourned.
Speaking after the meeting, and already in a bad mood after losing another chair, Teflon said “I have to put on record the nasty vile attitude of some members of the public tonight. The constant abuse and aggressive attitude is totally unacceptable to my members and the members of the local BeFuddled Party. I would like to put on record, if this is to happen again, I will personally call the police.
Members of the public should not be being abusive and aggressive to councillors. That is MY job. If there is any need for abuse or aggression towards councillors then I am fully qualified to dish it out. I pride myself on being vile and nasty and I won’t have my position undermined in this way.”
Squire Teflon’s close friend Mistress Bones was unavailable for comment, but it was later noted that the Albanian Whisky shelf in LIDILS was empty again.