It has been confirmed that Squire Teflon has lost his latest bid to win a round of Musical Chairs.
A meeting of the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Planning and Scheming Committee held at the The Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party Ex-Teachers (and Others) saw Councillors gather for a round of the popular party game.
After securing a nomination for the Vice-Chair Teflon, realising that he was only going to get two votes from his fellow Illiberal Party members voted for himself.
Unfortunately the BeFuddled Party nominee spotted the Squire’s ruse and voted for themselves as well, leaving both candidates with three votes apiece.
It was left to Committee Chair, Banish Barracuda, to settle the game and, unsurprisingly, he cast his vote for his fellow BeFuddled Party member.
A member of the public in attendance said “Teflon was so angry. I could see the steam rising from his ears. I haven’t seen him this cross since someone beat him to a chair during the White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Committee meeting.“
This latest result means that, come early-2023 when Sadgebore District Council ceases to exist, Squire Teflon won’t have any chairs – vice or otherwise – and will now be reduced to sitting on the floor during council meetings.