After assuming control of Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, the BeFuddled Party has announced a shake-up of the make-up of Committees – from now on meetings will no longer be held under the leadership of a Chairperson, but Councillors will instead report to their Head of Department at the Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party Ex-Teachers (and Others).
Under the command of Headmistress and Town Mayor, Kelsey Dullard, the new Heads of Departments are:-
Head of Mathematics in the Department of Finance and Misappropriation is Banish Barracuda.
Newly appointed Head of Drama, Eugenie Cherry, will take over the White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Department. Councillor Mrs Cherry will also bring her experience to the Humanities Department, where she will oversee the Hayloft Road Staff Room (once there are some members of staff to oversee).
Jock McCads will chair the Town Destruction Committee as the Head of the Obliterate History Department and will combine the role with that of Head of the Sports Department, where he hopes to be able to implement his plans for a new gynnasium in Chateau Park
Simple Simon Hayrick has been named as Head of Architecture and Criminology and will be taking on former-Councillor Pennyfarthing’s role as chair of the Planning and Scheming Committee.
The results of the short-straw selection process to find a new Head of Archaeology to chair the Dead and Buried Committee are still awaited.
Rob Apprentice-Candlestick-Maker will be the new Youth Club Leader (current membership 0) and will coordinate activities – once he gets home from school.