An investigation has been launched into claims an Illiberal Councillor watched pornography on his phone in the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council chamber.
The incident which happened “in the last few months”, was revealed during an explosive meeting between town councillors and administration staff.
“It was like a blood-letting. Everybody was sharing awful stories of what had happened to them in Hayloft Road at the hands of male councillors.” said an unnamed source.
The incident has been described as “wholly unacceptable” and the Town Council has confirmed that it will investigate itself at some point in the future before attempting to brush the whole thing under the carpet, as per their usual response to complaints.
The identity of the Councillor involved has not been revealed, however, the spotlight of suspicion has already fallen on both Squire Teflon and Dick Trolley.
It is known that Squire Teflon enjoys viewing pornography, although normally in the comfort of his own home and usually sharing his enjoyment by live-streaming his passion to any female who expresses an interest.
Similarly, Dick Trolley has form for surfing Twatter on his mobile searching for naked images of young women and promising to “make a calendar using their photos”.
With the departure of all four top female administration staff from the Town Council office any probe into the allegations is expected to reach a swift conclusion.
Not the first time Dick ‘off his’ Trolley has been involved in such shenanigans. I well remember the more attractive of my peers in the King Arthur College Sixth Form being offered ‘professional photo shoots’. Presumably it was quite warm in Trolley’s studio, as they rarely needed much in the way of clothing.
Without those sessions in Trolley’s musty and rather small studio, I’d never have given up modeling and followed my true passion as a fishmonger. Then again, Dick always told me he could help with a career in the Prawn industry. At least I think he said that?