Clive speaks

(and he’s not happy about it, because he’s had to write this whilst he’s on his…

Squire succumbs to DID. Again.

Squire Teflon has once again allowed his Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) to rear its ugly head,…

Squire bids to annex parts of Smalltown

Squire Teflon has convened a secret meeting of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council for Monday, where…