SomersetClive would like to apologise for our recent absence. Our servers in Omsk came under a sustained attack from a hacker and it has taken a while for the Geniuses Of Omsk Network Services (GOONS) to restore our services. The cables are now all fully connected again.
We have heard a rumour that Squire Teflon was spotted in BodgerJob purchasing a pair of bolt cutters and also in Treecocks buying a black hoodie, but we can confirm that this attack (unlike the last one*) was not of his doing.
(* Regular readers may recall that our previous website hosts took our site down after complaints were received from someone at Somerset Cuonty Council claiming of ‘deformation’ (sic). We cannot imagine who that could have been.)