Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Mayor, Mark Facelift, today presented the certificates and vouchers for The White Elephant Enclosure to the lucky winners of the SaDTC Christmas Lights Competition.
As the delighted winners posed with the Mayor for photographs, Squire Teflon was spotted in the background, wearing an ill-fitting suit, looking shifty and dishevelled.
When our photographer asked if he wouldn’t mind standing somewhere else the Squire replied “No, I’m here as the saviour of The White Elephant Enclosure and I’m going nowhere.”
The Mayor was observed to shrug his shoulders and suppress a snigger.
A classic case of ‘White (Elephant) Saviour Syndrome’
He’ll be getting woke next!