AN ADVERTORIAL FEATURE
🎠Why become a member of The White Elephant Enclosure? ðŸŽ
📨 You’ll be invited to exclusive member events such as private views, season launches and meet the stars.*
✨ Discounted tickets for participating shows & no booking fees for up to 4 tickets per show. Priority over the general public. **
This and so much more! **
* ‘Meet the stars’ at the WEE will involve standing in the car park at midnight and looking upwards. Stars of the celestial type are the only stars you’ll see at the WEE.
** You will be expected to purchase a minimum of two tickets for each show. We’ve discounted them for members and need to fill those seats. Members will be given priority for booking tickets. Don’t miss out – be the first to purchase tickets. But don’t worry too much – none of our shows ever sell out.
*** How much more? Well, there’s a newsletter, which will tell you on a monthly basis what a wonderful job we are doing at the WEE, even though the financial figures don’t stack up. And… errrm … That’s it really.
ALL THIS FOR JUST £94 A YEAR!!
(As if you don’t already pay enough via your Council Tax to keep the place open.)