The Smalltown Shops (SS) invite you to take part in its new for this year annual Festive Portrait competition!
WIN fabulous prizes of an afternoon in the company of Father Childcatcher-mas in the luxury surroundings of Mistress Bones’ Tat Emporium, and a 94 pence voucher to spend in a Smalltown shop of your choice*
All you have to do is send in your portrait of Squire Teflon, Mistress Bones, Lady Brassy, or local Councillors Bodge, Trolley, Fencesitter or Woodenman, wearing festive attire enjoying a pig roast in the snow in front of the White Elephant Enclosure or the Hayloft Road Palace.
Use your imagination (Editor – I feel nauseous) and be as creative as you can. The judging will take place on the SS LotsCrap group and we won’t get back to you if we don’t like you but otherwise it will be sometime in 2022.
*actually not of your choice but our choice because only close friends of Squire Teflon and Mistress Bones are allowed to be members of the SS.