The SS have confirmed that they have found their own pig to roast during their ‘Ignite Smalltown’ Christmas Light Switch On.
“We were approached by the Sadgebore Dog Warden who told us that, whilst carrying out his duties, he’d come across a couple of stray do…pigs, which he says will be ideal for our needs.”
“We’ve also managed to attract some fairground attractions to our event. It’s going to be perfect!”
SomersetClive understands that the attractions will take the form of ‘Hook a Duck’, a coconut shy, hoopla and ‘Bat the Rat’.
We hope that any Councillors attending don’t join in with the fun, because residents know that in Smalltown the Councillors can’t hit the targets.