Smalltown Literary Festival launch

Tonight at the Blitz Social Club,A special treat for those that lub*,Poems galore and a special…

What’s On

At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tomorrow night will see a live-stream showing of Teflon V; Bill…

RNLA Open Day TODAY!

Smalltown’s branch of the Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) are preparing to open their doors to…

Why spend your own money? When you can spend someone else’s money!

Smalltown Shops (SS) has launched a fund raising tombola in aid of the Smalltown Underfunded Community…

Muck spreading

The departure of failed grocer, Dick Growing-Black, from Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council was at…

White Elephant Enclosure declared a success!

At the recent Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council White Elephant Enclosure (SaDWEE) Mismanagement Committee meeting councillors…

An illiberal putsch

At a pre-election meeting of prospective illiberal candidates, Squire Teflon and his close friend Mistress Bones,…

Any Questions for the Squire?

Have you ever wanted to ask the questions that residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge never seem…

Peter Sutcliffe – An apology

. SomersetClive would like to issue an apology for accidentally listing the BeFuddled Party Candidate in…

Squire Incensed. Again.

Reports have reached the SomersetClive offices warning that Mount Teflon is again close to eruption due…