The professional employed cast of the ‘Community Project’ have been enjoying their free sandwiches and drinks…
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Punch ups return to Smalltown
Traditional seaside fights will be returning to Smalltown Seafront this August, after the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty…
What’s on
At the White Elephant Enclosure With the Smalltown holiday season reaching its peak in August, as…
Top Secret contract up for grabs
Deputy Dictator Sherry’s Top Secret Human Resources Sub-Committee recently drew up a Top Secret Report, which…
Irony alive and well at ANYUSCC
The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council has been suggesting on social media that residents take the time…
Brassy confirms Expansion
Lady Penelope of Easton-under-Water and founding member, together with Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones…
Smalltown residents rather upset
Residents of Smalltown have reacted with anger and disbelief to the scene in Nelson Bay Gardens,…
Blitz Cinema full to capacity
Padraig Irishh, theatre impressario and owner of Smalltown’s Blitz Cinema has reported a World Record breaking…
Sticky Vicky appears in Smalltown
Legendary ‘entertainer’, Sticky Vicky Lewis demonstrated her repertoire to an aghast audience in a Smalltown pub…
SaD rebrand
Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has revealed the results of their latest marketing exercise which…