The shortlist for the Smalltown and Dullbridge story and poetry writing competition has been announced and…
Category: Dullbridge
News from ‘Behind the Barricades’
Following the recent disagreement in the SomersetClive office and the complaints from our female employees about…
Deserting the sinking ship
Following the resignations of both the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) and the Smalltown Head…
SHAGged out
Smalltown’s Head Administration Guru (SHAG) has sensationally quit her position with Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council…
New swap offer on the table
The proposal to move Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council from Hayloft Road Palace to the Old…
SaDDEST offer payment
Smalltown and Dullbridge Duplicated Events by Sycophants Team (SaDDEST) are offering a one-off payment of £3.50…
Protesters to gather today
Opponents of the plans to provide a 24/7 entertainment venue at Hellhole Holiday Park will gather…
An evening in the playground
During the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council’s recent meeting, where Squire Teflon asked the assembled councillors…
Missing Person breaks cover
Smalltown and Dullbridge’s Missing Person, Tim Teepee, has broken cover to urge residents not to go…
Anti-bullying Zero-tolerance policy agreed
Members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council listened solemnly as Squire Teflon announced that, following a…