Pizza wins prize

A pizza outlet in Smalltown is celebrating winning an award for their pizza. Sliceapizza has been…

Media Mogul tries new approach

Media Mogul Mike Maxman’s award-winning website (Ed – FFS, how many times do I have to…

SaD Town councillors magnanimously agree to ‘think about it’

The application from RapidProfits Events to hold an Intergalactic Food, Drink, Craft and Tat Marketfair was…

Squire: “I love BeFuddleds”

Last Thursday, Squire Teflon entertained the residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge after taking advantage of a…

Squire shares opinion of residents

Squire Teflon shared his opinion of residents in Smalltown and Dullbridge last night. Taking to social…

Rabbithole goes rogue

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Councillor Jim Rabbithole has defied instruction from Dictator Kelsey Dullard and…

SaD budget revealed

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has revealed that it is currently looking at a budget…

Teflon’s ‘Advent Calendar of Sh*t’ continues

Squire Teflon received an early Christmas present last night, as he opened another window on his…

Squire plans Christmas surprise

Rumours that the Toppled Smalltown Christmas Tree is part of Squire Teflon’s ‘Advent Calendar of Sh*t’…

Residents to be urged to help save ANYUSCC

The news that the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council would very much like to divest some of…