Smalltown and Highbridge Missing Person, Tim Teepee, has been briefly spotted making a statement telling us that we really should do something that may or may not be important.
Unfortunately whatever it was that he was urging residents to do was drowned out by a chorus of “Is it him? It can’t be him, can it? Does anyone know what he looks like? Do you think it’s him? Because I’m not sure, I’ve never seen him before.”
Faced with the prospect of people realising that it WAS him and the possibility that they may ask him to do something, Tim Teepee immediately turned tail and, using his previously acquired military training, fled for cover.