Reports have been flooding into the SomersetClive office from hysterical Smalltown residents who are convinced that they have seen what has been described as ‘little green men‘ roaming around the town.
A visibly shaken, Susan StSmidgeon-Smith from Smalltown Posh said “I spotted something odd lurking behind my bins. At first I thought it might be a rat, but then I remembered this is Smalltown Posh and we are too posh to have rats here. Then I saw a flash of green, so I quickly locked all the doors and windows, went up to my bedroom and hid under my duvet.”
Smalltown town centre resident, David Dolt, added “I definitely saw something odd. It had a strange pointy head and had a faint greenish glow. I assumed it was a Chernobyl-by-Sea worker who had missed the bus home to Bream. I nodded a greeting and he didn’t acknowledge me, which leads me to think it may actually have been a resident from Dullbridge.”
Anotger eyewitness, Arthur Boar (94) said “I’ve lived here all my life and I’ve never seen anything like it.”
A spokeshelmet for Somerset Police said “We had a number of calls from concerned residents in Smalltown asking us to investigate strange sightings. We hope to have an officer on the scene at some point over the next week.”
Somerset Police have issued a photo fit of the suspect and are advising residents who may be worried by the sightings to stay indoors, with doors and windows locked and definitely not to call the emergency number. They are very busy catching real criminals who are driving over the speed limit.