Squire seeks answers

Squire Teflon recently posed a series of questions, no doubt Albanian Whiskey fuelled, as he seems…

Cheese Festival returns

Crowds of people will throng the streets of Smalltown on Saturday as the eagerly awaited World-famous…

End of Term Report

Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Dullard shares Smalltown’s (Previously) Most Popular Person (Dullbridge Public Enemy No.1) Councillor…