The Department of Wind and Precipitation has issued a warning to Smalltown and Dullbridge residents.
Residents are informed that the weather is currently rather chilly and this has led to ice rinks popping up all over Somerset.
A spokescloud said “The current extreme weather front has seen real ice skating rinks emerge in and around Smalltown and Dullbridge, all of which put Mistress Bones’ World Record Beating Olympic Sized Plastic Ice Rink to shame, as these new rinks are actually made of ice.
We advise all residents to stay indoors and only venture out if it is absolutely necessary, because there is a high risk of slipping and sliding.”
Readers are further advised that this is a ‘Yellow Warning‘ and we all know what that means – always avoid yellow snow and ice.
Although there has been no snow predicted for Smalltown and Dullbridge SomersetClive is going to suggest that the area may soon be blanketed by an incredibly deep layer of snow, as mentioning the possibility of snow in the area always sees our website figures soar.