Missing Person Demoted

It has been confirmed that Smalltown Missing Person Tim Teepee’s last-minute declaration of support for new…

It’s THAT time of year again

Smalltown and Dullbridge Carnivoo organisers have issued their annual appeal for volunteers. Madley Dangeridge, one of…

Councillor branches out

The row between Smalltown residents and Somerset Cuonty Council (SCC) over the ‘dangerous’ tree on the…

Cake maker bakes cake

Award winning cake maker, Busica Filberts, owner of Smalltown’s Busibakes is set to appear on television…

Lady Brassy ‘forgets’

Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water and Very Important Member of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group has issued…

Squire joins everything

Finding himself with too much time on his hands, having lost all his chairs in the…

Smalltown Missing Person has been busy

Four and a half months can be a long time in politics, with heaps of important…

SCAM takes credit

The Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM) Debby Karmary has taken full credit for starting a…

Hi! Tachi opens in Smalltown

Tescoes has announced that a branch of the popular Hi! Tachi food outlet has opened in…

What’s in store for you in October?

I apologise for my late contribution this month, I had prepared your October Horrorscopes well in…