Smalltown Police have confirmed that they were called to Chateau Park last night after receiving reports…
Month: August 2022
Laying down in pastures new
The Bishop of Smalltown, His Holeyjumperness and the Honourable His Bishopness Gordon Twitty has announced his…
ARSE success
Trillions of people headed to Smalltown sea front to attend the Annual Rescue Services Event (ARSE)…
Saving the world one cup of tea at a time
Since leaving Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council I have found myself with a lot of time…
New XStation game set for release
This weekend will see the release of a new game for the Commode XStation94. SMASHH –…
Saturday Rapperday
Local musician Shaun Ryder Partin will play his biggest gig to date when he performs outside…
Out of control
With only four days to go before The Mistress’ Chateau Park Bank Holiday Jamboree and Fate…
Run out of STEAM
With the arrival of Katie Global, the Smalltown New Administration Guru (SNAG) at Hayloft Road Palace,…
GCSE results expected
Students at Queen Ethelred’s School will today receive the eagerly anticipated results of their GSCE examinations.…