Dear Sir,
It’s not often that I find myself compelled to write to my local news outlet, but I’m afraid that I cannot contain myself any longer.
I am shocked, stunned, disgusted, outraged, nauseated, revolted, sickened, horrified, appalled, up to here and downright sick to death and tired of the proliferation of dog faeces which now covers our once proud Town.
I’m a dog owner myself and…
Editor: STAFF MEETING – What have I told you all before?
I am shocked, stunned, disgusted, outraged, nauseated, revolted, sickened, horrified, appalled, up to here and downright sick to death and tired of the proliferation of letters received about the amount of dog faeces which now covers our once proud Town. Put this letter in the recycling bin this instant.