Mistress Bones of the Tat & Newspaper Emporium has advertised two new vacancies for slaves. The…
Month: January 2022
Prison seeks staff
HM Prison Camp Don’tins, situated in Bream, is looking for new staff to help with the…
Somerset tops list of Green Councils
Somerset Cuonty Council is delighted to have achieved first place in the recently revealed list of…
Mount Teflon Close to Eruption?
Local residents were on tenterhooks this weekend, following a series of rumblings from dormant volcano, Mount…
Squire ‘seeks advice from Prince Andrew’
It has been revealed that Squire Teflon has asked Prince Andrew for advice on dealing with…
CPC warns of fraud and scams
Somerset Police are encouraging residents to spot the signs of false investment scams and fraud. Commissioner…
Squire takes on SMUG role.
Following the departure of the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) Squire Teflon has decided to…
SMUG no more
Smalltown & Dullbridge Town Council announces that the Smalltown Media & Uproar Genius (SMUG) has been…
Squire makes excuses
Squire Teflon has attempted to deflect the blame for the fallout to his recent council candidate…
Unconfirmed sighting of Missing Person
An eagle-eyed SomersetClive viewer has contacted us to say that he was “pretty certain” that he…